A Man Walks In To An Electronics Shop

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Last Christmas, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife.
Not a bad trade, eh?

Tom
 
Dawner said:
Good Ones ! I will use them all somewhere.
Did you here about the Texan who bought some Odor eaters for his boots.
He installed them, took five steps .... and then disappeared.
Your turn to pick on someone in California
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We dont have to pick on people who live in California............because they live in California!

Sent from somewhere in East Texas Jake Parker
 
I went for a job on a building site.
The foreman stated that he only employed Irish laborers.
I told him I was Irish.
He wanted to know what my name was and when I said Dare he said it didnt sound Irish.
I said if he asked any Irishman on the site he would know me.
He said OK, pick anyone you want.
I went out and shouted up to a tiler on the roof.
"Hey Paddy"
He leant over the edge and shouted back "Hello dere"
 
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