Why ?

You can tune a guitar, and you can tune a piano, but you.cant tunafish!

Sent from somewhere in East Texas Jake Parker
 
While also , you can pick your friends and pick your nose . Can you pick your friend's nose ?
 
No one ever calls an electric motor an engine, but lots of people refer to engines as motors. I like to old use of the term engine referring to any mechanical contrivance that perform some productive task. Like a "calculating engine" or a "weaving engine".

Maybe not so humorous, trying to keep it in the machine venue.
 
The local newspaper where I used to live was fond of the term "true facts". Like facts can be false???

You can get the lowdown on something by watching or reading about its highlights.

To go slower, some folks slow down, others slow up. But to go faster, everyone speeds up, no one ever speeds down.

Why do you put an automatic transmission in "reverse" to go backwards, but in "drive" to go forward?

Tom
 
When the house is too hot, do you turn the AC up or down?
 
Why does a Auto Mechanic say -- Start it up so I can see what it sounds like?

"Billy G"
 
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
 
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labottome
 
And why, when I call Comcast to report an Internet outage, does the recording say I can get help on the web?
 
How come "level crossings", aren't.

David
 
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