Today's Jokes 2026

[NCjeeper]

 

[alloy]

 

[mmcmdl]

If you’ve never said ‘this should be a 30-minute job’ and then watched the entire day disappear into one seized bolt… you haven’t truly lived the garage life.

 

[RJSakowski]

If you’ve never said ‘this should be a 30-minute job’ and then watched the entire day disappear into one seized bolt… you haven’t truly lived the garage life.

Let's keep it to jokes!

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[mmcmdl]

And down they go ! At least they pay a .40 dividend ! Once a great company at $292 a share , now at a 5 year low . Wonder how their stock owners like their great incentive plans ?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DHR/

 

[higgite]

And down they go ! At least they pay a .40 dividend ! Once a great company at $292 a share , now at a 5 year low . Wonder how their stock owners like their great incentive plans ?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DHR/

Punch line, please?

Tom

 

[higgite]

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I assure you that the stupidity shown there was not unprecedented in the 70s. Don't ask me how I know.

Tom