2018 Archive

[Groundhog]

Yep, you made the list again!

 

[RandyM]

Let's see if I can do it again ???


I knew a Mathematician who was deathly afraid of negative numbers. He would stop at nothing to avoid them.

"Billy G"

I don't know Bill, it all adds up to me.

I also like you are keeping it positive, we don't allow negativity here.

 

[RandyM]

Seriously, let's all put on a smile for the rest of the week.

 

[savarin]

And dont forget the constipated mathematician who worked it out using a pencil and logs.

 

[PHPaul]

Oh, bad math jokes, eh? Okay, you asked for it.

The Ark grounded after the Flood and all the animals filed off past Noah, who urged each pair to "go forth and multiply" to repopulate the Earth.

After a few months, two snakes, a pair of adders, came back to find Noah and told him that in spite of making all the appropriate efforts, they simply weren't having any success.

Noah thought this over, prayed over it, and soon had the answer. He cut down a small tree, sawed the trunk into logs and made a tiny little table out of the wood. Then he told the snakes to crawl up on the table whenever the urge struck them, and perform their mating dance thereon.

The snakes went off and did as they were bid and sure enough a while later they returned with the happy news that they had successfully produced a nest full of baby snakes. "It's wonderful," they said. "However did you know that a little table would solve our problem?"

"Simple" Noah says, "Everyone knows that even adders can multiply with a log table."

 

[Bob Korves]

Once there were three Indian squaws. One laid on a deer hide, and she gave birth to a son. The second laid on an elk hide, and also gave birth to a son. The third squaw laid on a hippopotamus hide, and gave birth to twin sons.
This proves once again the age old theory that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

 

[Groundhog]

Bob, I sure hope no one saw me laughing at that one.

 

[savarin]

As most of you know William Penn trotted of to the Americas and founded the state of Pennsylvania.
what most people dont know is that before he did that him and his brother ran a bakers shop in the bottom of Cornwall.
Upon leaving the country they left the business to their aunts.
The aunts became very well known for their selections of various meats and vegetables wrapped in a pastry crust and baked.
Every morning the aunts would write the names and prices of these delectable meaty pastries on a blackboard out side the shop.
I suppose this was the "Pie rates of Penns aunts"

 

[Bob Korves]

Bob, I sure hope no one saw me laughing at that one.

Remembering the joke is easier than remembering how to spell "pythagorean."

 

[Z2V]

Once there were three Indian squaws. One laid on a deer hide, and she gave birth to a son. The second laid on an elk hide, and also gave birth to a son. The third squaw laid on a hippopotamus hide, and gave birth to twin sons.
This proves once again the age old theory that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

Ha, I don’t think I’ll tell this one to my Lil Apache bride, might not go well, LOL