Free Energy Engine

Well I got a like from UlmaDoc, so he's either alive and on the run or his account has been taken over by the men in suits and they're now after us! Wait, someone's at the door *crash* ahh! wait, no, argghshsjslakw...........

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I don't know, it looks like magic to me.
Say Mike, how much is that secret box?
I'll give you 30 Yuan for it. Cash on the barrel head. What do you say partner?
Think of what I could tell my grandchildren someday :)
Well done sir!!

Say, your not still peeved about that inmate crack are you?
current exchange is $4.32...let me think... OK- Sold!!!!
Thank you!!!

(BTW-i laughed about the inmate joke, thought it was hilarious :grin big:)
i always thought, if you can't laugh at yourself- you take yourself too seriously :cool 2:
 
Dammit Mike, you need to keep that thing turned down. You just burnt out my refrigerator and blew up three light bulbs !

Ted
Sorry Ted, still working on toning this thing down
i think i created a monster :grin:
 
I have been working on fusion for ten years, and in two minutes and twenty nine seconds you solve the energy crisis.
My hat is off to you, Doctor. Can I get in on the IPO?
well, i did stay at a Holiday inn Express , and i got an insurance quote from Jake at State Farm recently.

I'm setting the IPO at $112 per share, How many shares would you like :encourage:
 
My lights just got really bright then a couple bulbs popped. Please just keep it toned down.
Chuck
sorry, i'm having trouble filtering out the 1.21 jiggawatt spike at the closing of the infinite drive coupler
i'm considering using a Ralphoid Diode to suppress this unfortunate side effect.
but due to the pandemic Ralphamine is hard to get these days. No Ralphamine, nor Ralphoid diodes :confused:
Investors will be flocking in. Cheers, Mike
I already had someone offer me beachfront property in Arizona- boy i hope he's serious :grin big:
Hello, I am from XYZ Oil Company. I would like to buy the sole rights to you wonderful invention for ten billion dollars. And you shall never speak of this again.
Well sir, i have only one thing to say to that.....

Make the check payable to Cash or Mike Walton , whichever you prefer ;)
 
I have an under appreciated energy source it is inconsistent in production, and it can be occasionally odiferous in nature. It is also explosive if not regulated properly when in use. :grin:
gotta worry about open flames, especially after Taco Tuesday :grin big:
I don't need the free energy device, just send me the Ginsu knife!
My mother still has a couple of the knifes at the bottom of her knife drawer !
In the early 1970's, an author and electronic experimenter by the name Forrest Mims wrote a series of columns for Popular Electronics. He experimented with LEDs and found that the devises not only produce light but also produce a current when light is shines on them. So what has this to do with free energy? o_O Well now you have an excuse for not taking down your xmas lights on your house:xmaslights:. You can use all that solar power to maybe power a LED in the house.:grin big:
i like your thinking!!!
Stuff like this is all fun and games until you realize that:
A. You can "prove" anything if you cherry pick the data
B. There really are people who believe this stuff
C. These same people are making choices based upon their delusions

Like, you know, voting for someone with the similar trait of imagining facts.
the beautiful thing about where we live is that we have the ability to make discernments and generalities, and then voice those thoughts.
the problem is often that we( i inclusive) are quick to point out another's shortcomings without consideration for our own.
 
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I'm kind of sad now. Yes, UlmaDoc has saved humanity and the planet with his new free energy device, but almost certainly at the cost to his life or freedom (or both!). As it has been at least several hours since he announced this to the world he is either on the run, in captivity or dead. RIP UlmaDoc and thanks for all the fish!

Well I got a like from UlmaDoc, so he's either alive and on the run or his account has been taken over by the men in suits and they're now after us! Wait, someone's at the door *crash* ahh! wait, no, argghshsjslakw...........

Hello, this is matthemuppet. Please PM me all your residential addresses so we can deliver your free "gift" at no cost to you.
Great Stuff Matt! got me cryin' here from laughter!!!
 
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