Caught by the Wife

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Full disclosure: I've only operated a milling machine for one project in my life.

I recently purchased a tabletop mill and virtually everything I needed to get started including a toolbox on which to mount the mill. In fact, I even had a project ready - machine an adapter to adapt a flat mounting bracket to an 8" soft water mineral tank (think round cross-section). The plan was to mill a recess in the flat side of the adapter (for a large band clamp) which also bolted to the mounting bracket and bore-out the other side of the adapter to fit the curvature of the 8" mineral tank.

I mounted some Nylatron GS nylon into the vise and milled a perfect rectangle, flipped it and milled the slot, then drilled and tapped for the mounting hole. I mounted the boring bar into the quill and began taking .015" at 1,500 RPM. I immediately recognized the position in which I had put myself: a 4" cutter head spinning ~1,500 feet/minute at belly-button height. So, I did what any safety conscious man would do: grabbed a couch cushion and propped it up in a partially open drawer against my belly.

Now, feeling fully safe I went about my business of removing this incredibly hard nylon - thunk, thunk, thunk... Just before I had reached the sagitta, The Wife walks in and demand to know what I thought I was doing. "Making an adapter, Hun...", I innocently replied.

In my blunder, I learned two things:
1) The wife does not give a hoot what I am making - only that her couch cushion is free of any debris.
3) I really don't know if the couch cushion would have helped.

Fun times!

John
 
Full disclosure: I've only operated a milling machine for one project in my life.

I recently purchased a tabletop mill and virtually everything I needed to get started including a toolbox on which to mount the mill. In fact, I even had a project ready - machine an adapter to adapt a flat mounting bracket to an 8" soft water mineral tank (think round cross-section). The plan was to mill a recess in the flat side of the adapter (for a large band clamp) which also bolted to the mounting bracket and bore-out the other side of the adapter to fit the curvature of the 8" mineral tank.

I mounted some Nylatron GS nylon into the vise and milled a perfect rectangle, flipped it and milled the slot, then drilled and tapped for the mounting hole. I mounted the boring bar into the quill and began taking .015" at 1,500 RPM. I immediately recognized the position in which I had put myself: a 4" cutter head spinning ~1,500 feet/minute at belly-button height. So, I did what any safety conscious man would do: grabbed a couch cushion and propped it up in a partially open drawer against my belly.

Now, feeling fully safe I went about my business of removing this incredibly hard nylon - thunk, thunk, thunk... Just before I had reached the sagitta, The Wife walks in and demand to know what I thought I was doing. "Making an adapter, Hun...", I innocently replied.

In my blunder, I learned two things:
1) The wife does not give a hoot what I am making - only that her couch cushion is free of any debris.
3) I really don't know if the couch cushion would have helped.

Fun times!

John
Couch cushion?

Maybe....

We really need a picture of this to fully appreciate the scenario.

In any case I'd suggest raising the height of your mill so it's at a comfortable place to operate. Also, if using couch cushions as a safety device you can usually find then on the side of the road with a "free" sign;)

John
 
Definitely worse than using the dishwasher to clean engine parts.
Wait 'til she finds metal chips in the carpet.
You'll learn (hopefully).
Umm - boiling a carburettor in cleaning solution in a pot on the cooker!
Heat treating an alloy steel for a 1 hour stint in the oven !
Putting stuff in the freezer to help with an interference fit !

I cannot involve anything kitchen-related in anything I do, machining-wise, except be the guy who is going to revive the Kenwood mixer.

Note: Re: @markba633csi 's term "suspenders". In European culture, those would be items of women's lingerie, associated with stockings.
 
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