Excuse's You give your wife or hubby for buying a new tool?

[morgans]

My wife has selective blindness. She made the mistake of telling me one time that all my toys looked the same to her. So, now, when asked, I just say i have had it forever.

Yah Buddy, Now thats funny:lmao::lmao: Your one of those guys who knows when the wife is not home, me I get caught:lmao::lmao:

 

[jhn9840]

I buy a lot of tools thru a classifed section on another forum I belong to. Got the mail timed out so I can buy and the tool shows up in the mail on the days she is at work. From the package to the toolbox.

jhn9840
John

 

[Mid Day Machining]

Some one on another forum said, "I have saved hundreds of dollars on repairs around the house by spending tens of thousands of dollars on tools".

 

[kdupuis]

But baby I can make me some money to buy me more tools.

 

[Tony Wells]

I just buy it. It's my shop until I die, then the auctioneers come.

 

[8ntsane]

Wasn't a tool but when I put the big bore kit in my Harley I said "I already had the gas cap off may as well put in a big bore kit"

Charley

LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

i JUST LOVE THAT WAY OF THINKING!!

My old lady has given up asking what I need that tool for.
She says im a sick and crazy guy, and there is no help for me!

Yes Honey,,,,,,,but you love me anyway,,,,,Don,tcha

 

[roadie33]

When I bring home a new tool or something for the shop, she just asks if I am gathering all that stuff for the apocalypse.
I just grin an say "yes dear".
Saturday is our Anniversary so I need to make sure I do something really nice for it and keep her happy for a while.
Because next month, I plan on getting a Mill.

 

[EmilioG]

I need it, I buy it. My money...no excuses.

Then the real fun begins.

 

[kvt]

When I bring home a new tool or something for the shop, she just asks if I am gathering all that stuff for the apocalypse.
I just grin an say "yes dear".
Saturday is our Anniversary so I need to make sure I do something really nice for it and keep her happy for a while.
Because next month, I plan on getting a Mill.

Better be something big and shiny. so it will distract her for a while. (Oops I need a mill to finish your gift)

 

[Jay-z]

I just buy it. It's my shop until I die, then the auctioneers come.

That about sums it up. Best thing I've read all day.
Jay