Happy Father’s Day!

The wisdom of fathers on Fathers Day:

"I'll give you something to cry about."

"Don't ask me, ask your mother."

"I don't CARE what everybody else is doing."

"If you fall off that thing and break your neck don't come running to me."

"What? Do I look like I'm made of money?"

"What on earth were you thinking?"

"You paid what? They sure saw you coming."

"Are you trying to heat the whole neighborhood?"

"When I was your age..."

...and I'm sure you can fill in many more.
 
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