I Love My Wife!

[MrWhoopee]

Mama recently had a hysterctomy. Everything is going well, yesterday was the follow-up visit. As the doctor was wrapping up, she asked him when she could resume her normal activities. The doctor said that they recommend waiting 8 weeks before having sex.

She said........... (wait for it).......
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"I was talking about vacuuming!"

 

[DavidR8]

So no whoopee for Mr Whoopee just yet.


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[Dhal22]

No loaner 'car' coverage in your insurance policy?

 

[mmcmdl]

The doctor said that they recommend waiting 8 weeks before having sex.

When I asked my doc the same question , He said " it depends on if you have a shared or private room " . He had a great sense of humor he did . He told me to strip one visit . I asked where to put my clothes ? He said , " right next to mine " .

 

[Janderso]

I have an appointment with my urologist tomorrow, the last time I saw him, I told his nurse on the way out, I feel the doctor and I have become much closer

 

[mmcmdl]

Well Jeff , this is not a joking matter , but ....................................

Right before my operation , the nurse was giving me shot and said to me " you might feel a little prick " .














I told her , " if she played her cards right , she could also " !

 

[MrWhoopee]

Well Jeff , this is not a joking matter , but ....................................

Right before my operation , the nurse was giving me shot and said to me " you might feel a little prick " .

I told her , " if she played her cards right , she could also " !

You're a brave man.
Not so smart perhaps, but brave.

 

[Dhal22]

Nothing wrong with some risqué humor around the ladies.

 

[Janderso]

I won’t mention the incident when I had a vasectomy.
It went something like this,
Six weeks after the procedure, you need to take in a sample.
My wife went with me, she said, whedyoo wand me do wif dis?
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We are still laughing over that one……