Quotes and Sayings

[GL]

Rule #1: Never let inanimte objects kick your a$$.
Rule #2: If someone says, "All you have to do is..." duck, because they probably don't understand the problem
There is only one absolute: - it will stop bleeding, eventually.

 

[MrWhoopee]

Rule #2: If someone says, "All you have to do is..."

Point them to the machines and offer to let them do it.

 

[b4autodark]

Some people are like slinky's, they serve no purpose but they are fun to watch when pushed down the stairs.

 

[frankly2]

Sign on shop wall........ “All orders for delivery yesterday, must be placed before noon tomorrow”

 

[MrWhoopee]

If you can't be a good example, settle for being a dire warning.

 

[higgite]

Everyone can make a positive contribution to society, even if it's only to be held up as a bad example.

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean somebody's not out to get me.

Tom

 

[Latinrascalrg1]

Many of the WORLD'S Most Valuable Lessons were those taught by The FOOL as they Stumble through Lifes follies!

 

[MrWhoopee]

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean somebody's not out to get me.

Fever's Corollary: When they are out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking.

 

[mmcmdl]

Referring to restoration ( of any kind ) " Makeup and paint , makes'em what they ain't "

 

[mmcmdl]

My newest updated 2020 pricelist hanging at work .

Answers ……………….$5.00

Correct answers...………….$25.00


Dumb looks ………………..STILL FREE !