Quotes and Sayings

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”

Robert A. Heinlein
 
Be thick skinned like water on a ducks back , don't letem bother you.
If I had a dog has ugly as you , I'd shave his behind and teach him to walk backwards.
Here comes old one eye , partner says that cat ain't coming in he's going out. Benny hill favorite . Now who's he anybody know.
Just remembered one of my pops , wish in one hand and crap in the other see which one fills up first.
 
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wot? The grand Benny Hill.
Totally non pc and wouldnt get a shoe in with todays major movement to be offended.
 
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