Quotes and Sayings

[dlane]

If I were to go to mars ied leave most earthlings here.

 

[Grumpy Gator]

“We have your satellite. If you want it back send 20 billion in Martian money. No funny business or you will never see it again.”
A joke reportedly written on a wall in a hall at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Lab, California, after losing contact with the Mars Polar Lander in December 1999.
**G**

 

[Joe P.]

This one is from my grandfather, “empty barrels make the most noise”. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[Grumpy Gator]

**G**

 

[Grumpy Gator]

**G**

 

[Grumpy Gator]

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.... George Carlin
**G**

 

[vtcnc]

“ Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important...they do not mean to do harm...they are absorbed in their endless struggle to think well of themselves. ”
— T.S. Eliot

 

[Grumpy Gator]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
**G**

 

[Tony Wells]

Late to bed and
early to rise
puts big dark circles
under your eyes.

-Tony Wells

 

[f350ca]

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Greg