Quotes and Sayings

[MrWhoopee]

Bank teller: "How are you today?"
Me: "I'm fine. Why, what have you heard?"

 

[Bob Korves]

From my dad: Don't force it, get a bigger hammer!

 

[Z2V]

I just finished lunch. I’m full as a tick on a hound dog.

 

[Old Mud]

"Not with three barrels he wont"

.

 

[T Bredehoft]

Ve grow too soon oldt and too late schmardt!

 

[Tozguy]

I thought that getting old would take longer.

 

[hman]

Block and tackle whiskey ... after one drink, you're ready to walk a block and tackle anything.
(I seem to recall reading this in a Louis L'Amour western)

 

[Winegrower]

I had an old Lithuanian boss one time, a great guy. When he came to the US right after WWII, he had a job repairing radios.
Whenever one of my projects would get in trouble, he would tell me "Maybe put more warnish on the vindings".

 

[higgite]

Cut to fit, paint to match.

Tom

 

[frankly2]

When you realize the value of all life, you dwell less on what is past and
concentrate more on the preservation of the future.