Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[NCjeeper]

 

[Ken from ontario]

 

[Ken from ontario]

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[Bone Head]

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[silence dogood]

I just booted up and logged in my computer. Up popped this beautiful image of NGC4651 spiral galaxy that is thousands of light years away. Down on the right bottom are tags that you can find a hotel and a flight. Sure, like to take the trip, but just don't feel like dealing with TSA.

 

[hman]

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I once saw a tongue-in-cheek chemistry quiz, which included:
Q: What do we do with sick people?
A: Helium.
Q: What do we do if we can't?
A: Barium.

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[Aukai]

 

[Bill1958]

 

[davek181]