2022

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Ok, taking a shot at one liner's.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

Stealing someone coffee is called mugging.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary.

I put my grandma on speed dial. I call it Instagram.

The other day I held a door open for a clown. It was nice jester
 
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