2022

[Just for fun]

 

[IamNotImportant]

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The beautiful thing about monday is that it is one day closer to friday..

 

[Bone Head]

I worked in a really busy shop for 15 years or so. Standard reply when somebody said "It's Monday again" or the like was "Every day here is another Monday". No one ever disagreed.

 

[682bear]

-Bear

 

[682bear]

-Bear

 

[savarin]

I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.
She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

My wife asked me if I thought the kids were spoiled
I said "no, I think they're supposed to smell like that."

My wife asked if I could clear the table.
I had to get a running start but I made it.

 

[Gaffer]

Do you know what name you don't hear often?
Lance...
But in medieval times, people were named Lancelot.

You know the one thing I really can't stand?
Stuck up bodies of water.
Like... Get over yourself, Lake Superior.

These are bad. @savarin is the master.

 

[IamNotImportant]

 

[wachuko]

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That is not a joke... I have done that so many times that it is not even funny anymore...

 

[IamNotImportant]