Today's Joke

BROCKWOOD

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I have to clean this joke up - but it made me laugh!

Man to wife, "I'd have to say that having a wife is like a hurricane."
Wife, "Why would you say that?"
Man, "Well, they enter your life wet n wild, but when they leave, they take your house n car."
Wife, "Well, husbands are like snowstorms."
Man, "Why is that?"
Wife, "You never know when they're coming how many inches you'll get or even how long they're gonna last!"

I know she burned him - But he DID beg for it........
 

Braeden P

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I have to clean this joke up - but it made me laugh!

Man to wife, "I'd have to say that having a wife is like a hurricane."
Wife, "Why would you say that?"
Man, "Well, they enter your life wet n wild, but when they leave, they take your house n car."
Wife, "Well, husbands are like snowstorms."
Man, "Why is that?"
Wife, "You never know when they're coming how many inches you'll get or even how long they're gonna last!"

I know she burned him - But he DID beg for it........
Come on man! There’s kids on this site! JK

good one
 
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