Today's Joke

rwm

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This is another true story.

My friend's wife pulls into the driveway and then runs in the house screaming that there is a snake on her car. Husband runs out to find the gas pump nozzle still in the filler neck with the hose draped over the trunk. Poor guy had to call the gas station and return the hose.

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There's a guy at work who has a bumper sticker on his Defender that says "Jeep Rescue Vehicle"
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eugene13

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Not really a joke, but I figured most of you can relate.
I wrote this for a security guard at work;
There was a young guard named Brent,
Who off to the surge pond was sent.
In four wheel drive,
Lucky he's still alive.
In up to the windows he went.
 

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Do not question authority!

They don’t know either.

( from my grandson )
 

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Someone sent me this little tidbit that they saw on FB.

A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said, "I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost?

I replied I'm not sure;
it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it,
it fed the people who make the tires,
it fed the people who made the components that went into it,
it fed the people in the copper mine who mined the copper for the wires,
it fed people in at Caterpillar who make the trucks that haul the copper ore.
It fed the trucking people who hauled it from the plant to the dealer
and fed the people working at the dealership and their families.

BUT,... I have to admit, I guess I really don’t know how many people it fed.
That is the difference between capitalism and the welfare mentality.

When you buy something, you put money in people’s pockets and give them dignity for their skills.
When you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of their dignity and self-worth.
Capitalism is freely giving your money in exchange for something of value. Socialism is having the government take your money against your will and give it to someone else for doing nothing.
 
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