A woman goes into the Ice Cream Shop and says to the counterman, "I would like a quart of Chocolate ice cream."
The ice cream counterman says, "I'm sorry today we only have strawberry and vanilla."
The woman says, "Okay, I would like a pint of Chocolate ice cream."
The counterman says, "Lady, today we only have strawberry and vanilla!"
She says, "Well, I will just have a cup of Chocolate."
He says, "Can you spell the 'straw' in strawberry?'
She says, "S_T_R_A_W"
Hey says, "Can you spell the 'van' in vanilla?"
She says 'V-A-N"
Hey says, "Can you spell the 'frick' in Chocolate?"
She says, "There is no 'frick' in Chocolate!"
He says, "That's what I have been trying to tell you!!"