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For Savarin, et al. Shamelessly stolen from The H&W machine repair site.


A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree."

The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

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I asked "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" Do you know what she said?

"My name is Alexa."

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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
 
A woman goes into the Ice Cream Shop and says to the counterman, "I would like a quart of Chocolate ice cream."
The ice cream counterman says, "I'm sorry today we only have strawberry and vanilla."
The woman says, "Okay, I would like a pint of Chocolate ice cream."
The counterman says, "Lady, today we only have strawberry and vanilla!"
She says, "Well, I will just have a cup of Chocolate."
He says, "Can you spell the 'straw' in strawberry?'
She says, "S_T_R_A_W"
Hey says, "Can you spell the 'van' in vanilla?"
She says 'V-A-N"
Hey says, "Can you spell the 'frick' in Chocolate?"
She says, "There is no 'frick' in Chocolate!"

He says, "That's what I have been trying to tell you!!"
 
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