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- Thread starter RandyM
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I have a personalised licence plate on my car, It says "I FORGOT". If I have an accident I can just drive away because when the police ask any witnesses who did it they will tell them.
I like riding on the bus but when I was a kid my mum always said "Theres always one weirdo on a bus" I always look but I've never seen one.
I saw a bloke wearing a camouflage hat and thought "I wonder where his heads at"
I like camouflage jokes, you never see them coming.
I like riding on the bus but when I was a kid my mum always said "Theres always one weirdo on a bus" I always look but I've never seen one.
I saw a bloke wearing a camouflage hat and thought "I wonder where his heads at"
I like camouflage jokes, you never see them coming.
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A friend of mine, who's a math teacher, said that she was planning to publish a book of math haiku and asked me for some contributions. Among others that I made up, i sent her this one:
Pi and e were friends.
Neither being rational,
met in therapy.
PS - The lyrics to "Moonlight in Vermont" are haiku.
Pi and e were friends.
Neither being rational,
met in therapy.
PS - The lyrics to "Moonlight in Vermont" are haiku.
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