2022

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I was sitting on the toilet angry and late for work.
I thought---
"I dont have time for this s**t"

I was told I would never be good at poetry because I was dyslexic
but so far I've made 3 jugs and 4 vases and they are excellent.

You gotta hand it to short people
cos they cant reach it.

I bet the inventor of hand sanitizer is rubbing his hands right now.

I thought my girlfriend was a ghost the moment she walked through the door.
 
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