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An old man in his mid eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, observing her husband’s odd behaviour, asks, “Where are you going?”
He replies, “I’m going to the doctor”.
She says, “Why, are you sick?”
He says, “Nope, I’m going to get some viagra”
Immediately, the wife starts positioning herself to get out of her rocking chair and begins putting her coat on.
He asks “Where the hell are you going?”
She answers, “I’m going to the doctor too”.
He says, “Why, what do you need?”
She says, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing, I’m going to get a tetanus shot!”
His wife, observing her husband’s odd behaviour, asks, “Where are you going?”
He replies, “I’m going to the doctor”.
She says, “Why, are you sick?”
He says, “Nope, I’m going to get some viagra”
Immediately, the wife starts positioning herself to get out of her rocking chair and begins putting her coat on.
He asks “Where the hell are you going?”
She answers, “I’m going to the doctor too”.
He says, “Why, what do you need?”
She says, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing, I’m going to get a tetanus shot!”