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I Always mean what i say, i may not always mean to say it out loud But, I AlWAYS mean it !!!
 
So Thibodaux & Bubba got 'em a contract to build some super secret parts for a some hush hush government contract. They get their material list together & head on down to the metal supplier. Bubba walks in & tells the counterperson he needs 3" steel bars. OK, what type of steel? Bubba has to go outside to ask Thibodaux - cause he stayed out to handle client phone calls. Thibodaux tells him 30 pieces of 4130. So Bubba goes back in & tells the counterperson. Now the counterperson has to ask how long. So Bubba has go back & ask. When he returns, he tells the counterperson, "A real long time, cause it's for the government."
 
LEARNING TO CUSS
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss". The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass".
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios".

WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios"..
 
I worked in IT for several years. I told anybody that would listen that I had an absolute, sure-fire, can't miss way to get insanely rich: Simply invent a programming language that did what you meant instead of what you said...
 
Question... What do you call the person that graduates last in the class from medical school?





Answer.... Doctor
 
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