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An Italian exchange student was staying with a family in Wisconsin. She noticed that before every meal they prayed. After a few weeks, she finally asked "Why do you pray before every meal?" The father replied "Don't the nice folks in Italy do the same thing?"

She replied "No, our mothers know how to cook."
 
An Italian exchange student was staying with a family in Wisconsin. She noticed that before every meal they prayed. After a few weeks, she finally asked "Why do you pray before every meal?" The father replied "Don't the nice folks in Italy do the same thing?"

She replied "No, our mothers know how to cook."

My next door neighbor is a GREAT cook, big family, lots of entertaining. She has a hand-painted saying on the archway leading to her kitchen that says "Many have eaten here, and most survived"
 
Why do so many redneck murders go unsolved?


1. The DNA all matches
2. No dental records
 
A duck goes into a bar and bartender says what can I get you? The duck says "I'll have a beer and put it on my bill" Bad I know, but it is the cleanest one I have heard ...lol
 
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