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Muhammed Ali used to say he was so fast that he could turn off the lights and be in bed before the room got dark.
A JFK conspiracy theorist died and went to heaven. When he arrived at the
Pearly Gates, God was there to receive him. “Welcome. You are permitted to
ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully.”
Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asked, “Who really shot Kennedy?”
God replied, “Lee Harvey Oswald shot him from sixth floor of the Texas
School Book Depository. There were no accomplices. He acted alone.”
The conspiracy theorist paused, thought to himself, and then said, “****!
This goes higher up than I thought…”
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Are these the same scientists that can't tell you whether it's raining outside or not?