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Two rednecks flew to Canada on a hunting trip.
They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two guys objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two rednecks survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we are?"
Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two guys objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two rednecks survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we are?"
Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her if she knew his company,Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, the answer was "Yes." Asked how she used it, she said, "To assist sexual intercourse." The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?" "Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."
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Yeah, but you left out the most important part..............what's the full phone number?
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We have no groundhogs here,...so we use palm trees.
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This is no joke, I just find it interesting that some farmer in my neck of the woods is advertising what he grows as a hobby:
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GREAT Hobby GROWING GIANT PUMPKINS Will grow 35 to 50 pounds each day in peck period You need a 20x20 space but 40x40 even better if you want a real Big One. Package with 5 seeds @ cost of $20.00
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