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Woman Shot in the Head
Babs Burnett, 23 and a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while
there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her
husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the car running
and the windows rolled up. Her eyes were closed and both hands were behind
the back of her head. Concerned, he rushed over to the car. He noticed that
Babs’ eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked if she
was okay; Babs replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had
been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed that way to
her, it actually had been 15 minutes.)
The husband called the paramedics who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Babs refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally got in they found Babs had a wad of bread dough on the back of
her head. From the back seat a Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from
the heat making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot and the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what
it was she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
out but quickly recovered.
Babs is blonde
Babs Burnett, 23 and a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while
there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her
husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the car running
and the windows rolled up. Her eyes were closed and both hands were behind
the back of her head. Concerned, he rushed over to the car. He noticed that
Babs’ eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked if she
was okay; Babs replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had
been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed that way to
her, it actually had been 15 minutes.)
The husband called the paramedics who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Babs refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally got in they found Babs had a wad of bread dough on the back of
her head. From the back seat a Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from
the heat making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot and the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what
it was she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
out but quickly recovered.
Babs is blonde
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sometimes I think this is my life
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What Frank said, just depends what day.
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Football, Nascar and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Football, Nascar and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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