ahhh, FBI please investigate @NCjeeper
A young hillbilly got sent to prison (growing marijuana?) and was placidly serving his time. During a weekly phone call with his father, the father was noting that it was time to plow and what was he to do with the son in prison. The son replied that the father might get cousin Johnny to help, if he wasn't stoned, ". . . but whatever you do, don't plow the south 40. That's where the bodies are buried. . . "ahhh, FBI please investigate @NCjeeper