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Today’s Jokes 2025
- Thread starter Jussi H.
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Are skeleton keys used to get into haunted houses?
I've noticed being sick is a really feverish endeavor.
I told my doctor I thought I was coming down with something. He replied, “Well, you better go home and make up your mind before it gets worse.”
I've noticed being sick is a really feverish endeavor.
I told my doctor I thought I was coming down with something. He replied, “Well, you better go home and make up your mind before it gets worse.”
I was feeling bad and went to my doctor. He checks me over, runs blood tests, urine tests, EKGs, MRI, CAT scan, and 4 tests that I don't even know what they were.
Then he tells me, "You have a rare disease called "rare disease" and we're going to have to remove you duodenum."
So, I says, "That sounds pretty serious, Doc. I'd like to get a second opinion."
He says, "Ok, you're ugly, too."
Badaboom!
Tom
Then he tells me, "You have a rare disease called "rare disease" and we're going to have to remove you duodenum."
So, I says, "That sounds pretty serious, Doc. I'd like to get a second opinion."
He says, "Ok, you're ugly, too."
Badaboom!
Tom
That didn't require a spoiler alert. But, a disgusting image alert certainly would have been appreciated.
Tom