Today's Jokes 2026

[savarin]

I desperately need to re-home a dog.
It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot.
Free for anyone interested, let me know.
I’ll jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you.

 

[RaisedByWolves]

SEND IT!!!

 

[davek181]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[ltlvt]

 

[NCjeeper]

Good try China.

 

[silverhawk]

Good try China.
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Cool, no #8 cylinder, but they added a #9. A 9 cylinder engine would be a work of art, even if it can't be balanced. Oh, how I want one, now.

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[higgite]

Cool, no #8 cylinder, but they added a #9. A 9 cylinder engine would be a work of art, even if it can't be balanced. Oh, how I want one, now.

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Nah, there is a #8 cylinder. It just doesn't fire. Same concept as a spare tire.

Tom

 

[piper184]

9 cylinders..... must be a radial design with an unusual manifold.

 

[savarin]

I once dated a woman with a lazy eye.
I broke up with her because she was seeing someone on the side. . .