QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ARE TRUCKERS:

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Harkening back to when I used to live in Austin, Texas … one of my all-time favorite artists is Alvin Crow. And one of my all-time favorites of his songs is _(The Texas Kid’s) Retirement Run_.

You can listen to the song on Youtube, at:
. The video is pretty nice, though it usually shows a 10-wheel semi, rather than the 18-wheeler mentioned in the song.


I’ve searched the interwebs to no avail, looking for the lyrics. Finally gave up and manually transcribed them as best I could. The result is included below, for your dining and dancing pleasure.

There’s one place where I’m not sure I got it right. It’s at 0:58in the youtube video. The lyrics here seem to be, “ He double clutchin’ that old Troggie through fifteen gears ino high.” I’m not at all sure that “troggie” is tthe correct word, and absolutely ignorant of what it refers to.


Any help in figuring out the correct word (and any explanation of what it means) would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance!


(The Texas kid’s) Retirement Run - lyrics (as best I’ve been able to figure them out):

He tucked his head beneath his Stetson as he left Laredo behind.
He had to stop in Galveston to bid his sweet Corrina goodbye.
She said, "Baby, Baby,please don't go with that evil load out of Mexico."
He said, " Don't worry, Darlin', your Daddy's been livin' right."

And there was eighteen wheels rollin' heavy out of Galveston
To that cold Atlantic seaboard from that hot, hot Texas sun.
Well, he ain't stoppin' nowhere along that road.
He's runnin'heavy with that overweight contraband gold.
The Texas kid is makin'his retirement run.

He double clutchin' that old Troggie (?) through fifteen gears into high.
It was a KW rig and the kid could make the Cadillac fly.
He was a-suckin' on a dude in between his lips,
a-thinkin' 'bout the haul he'd make on this last trip
And he waved politely as a Carolna ranger went by.

And there was eighteen wheels rollin' heavy out of Galveston
To that cold Atlantic seaboard from that hot, hot Texas sun.
Well, he ain't stoppin' nowhere along that road.
He's runnin'heavy with that overweight contraband gold.
The Texas kid is makin'his retirement run.

<instrumental>

And there was big black Firestones rolling cross that wide concrete.
He turned off that Jersey Turnpike and onto the bayou street.
Then he met his man and he made his deal.
He slid from behind the big old semi wheel
Then on his way back to Galveston he leaned back in the jetliner seat.

And there was eighteen wheels rollin' heavy out of Galveston
To that cold Atlantic seaboard from that hot, hot Texas sun.
Well, he ain't stoppin' nowhere along that road.
He's runnin'heavy with that overweight contraband gold.
The Texas kid is makin' his retirement run.

Yeah, Lord, I said, the Texas kid is makin' his retirement run.
 
To my ear, It does sound more like "Troggie" than "Tranny". And Troggie is slang for Troglodyte, which also fits the line.
It is definitely sounds more like "Doob" or "Doobie" and better fits the line and the song.
 
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And away we go.....


Henry
Song by New Riders of the Purple Sage


Every year along about this time it all goes dry
There's nothing round for love or money
That'll get you high
Henry got ****** off and said he'd run to Mexico
To see if he could come back holdin'
Twenty keys of gold
Now the road to Acapulco is very hard indeed
And it isn't any better if you haven't any weed
Henry's driving hard and straight
On twisty mountain roads
There's fifty people waiting back
At home for Henry's load
And now he's rolling down the mountain
Going fast, fast, fast
And if he blows it this one's gonna be his last
Run to Acapulco to turn the golden keys
Henry keep the brakes on for this corner if you please
Henry got to Mexico and turned his truck around
He's talking with the man who has it
Growing from the ground
Henry tasted, he got wasted, couldn't even see
How he's gonna drive like that is not too clear to me
And now he's rolling down the mountain
Going fast, fast, fast
And if he blows it this one's gonna be his last
Run to Acapulco to turn the golden keys
Henry keep the brakes on for this corner if you please
Sunday afternoon Tijuana is a lovely town
Bullfight brings the tourists and
Their money flowing down
The border guards are much too busy
There at five o' clock
Henry's truckin' right on through
He hardly even stopped
And now he's rolling down the mountain
Going fast, fast, fast
And if he blows it this one's gonna be his last
Run to Acapulco to turn the golden keys
Henry keep the brakes on for this corner if you please
 
Acapulco Gold would have been be the contraband. You would probably like "Tree top flyer", the aerial version of that song. Had a buddy that pursued that line of work for a few years after the war. Ended up getting taken out by some old lady on a bike ride a few years back. Mike
 
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Acapulco Gold would have been be the contraband. You would probably like "Tree top flyer", the aerial version of that song. Had a buddy that pursued that line of work for a few years after the war. Ended up getting taken out by some old lady on a bike ride a few years back. Mike
Oooohhh. "Tree Top Flyer." I forgot about that one. Stephen Stills. I listened to that one quite a bit! There is a cool YouTube video to go along with it.

 
To my ear, It does sound more like "Troggie" than "Tranny". And Troggie is slang for Troglodyte, which also fits the line.
It is definitely sounds more like "Doob" or "Doobie" and better fits the line and the song.
Thanks ... but I can't see a connection between "troglodite"( a cave dweller) and any kind of transmission.

I do agree with and appreciate the correction from "dude" to "doob."
 
Thanks ... but I can't see a connection between "troglodite"( a cave dweller) and any kind of transmission.

I do agree with and appreciate the correction from "dude" to "doob."
I was thinking troglodyte in the context of being ancient, archaic. I agree, tranny makes more sense but it really doesn't sound that way to my ear.
 
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