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Was at home depot, on the way home I stop by Wendy's if it's lunch time...
I asked the cashier where's the old lady, I haven't seen her in a long time.
The girl said she moved to a different country.
I said different country????
Yea, she moved to Florida..
The kids these days are total idiots or extremely bright. I am dumbfounded how someone doesn't know Florida is not another country.. Or maybe it is, and I live in an alternate universe .. or so it seems lately.
I asked the cashier where's the old lady, I haven't seen her in a long time.
The girl said she moved to a different country.
I said different country????
Yea, she moved to Florida..
The kids these days are total idiots or extremely bright. I am dumbfounded how someone doesn't know Florida is not another country.. Or maybe it is, and I live in an alternate universe .. or so it seems lately.
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No , Florida is in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.. I guess you went to the same school as she did.
Fair point!No , Florida is in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.. I guess you went to the same school as she did.
GsT
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I also got your point, but disagree. We are a country that come from all different nationalities and beliefs. If everyone were the same, imagine how boring things would be. You have guys that shave, guys that like moustaches, guys that like beards trimmed to perfection, guys that like long beards, guys that like scraggly beards..
Guys that like tats, guys that don't. Guys that are good woodworkers, guys that hate woodworking. Guys that like cars, guys that like bikes.. And GUYS that LIKE MACHINING AND FABRICATING which gets us here.
The country is better because of our different views, and different skills. We in the USA are better as a country together, not apart.
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"