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My niece was getting married yesterday.
And then the fun started.
Now I'm not one to go to the beach.
Let alone on a holiday week end.
I'v seen this girl naked.
But that was when had to change her dippers .
So I sucked it up
Now anybody that knows me will tell you that I don't care what day it is cause when I drove tractor-trailers coast to coast I had to account for every hour of the day and night for 8 years and when I quit that job I threw away my watch.
Well they wanted to tie the knot on the beach. And I got elected to cook the 20lbs of fresh pork roast for the reception So after dropping off the better half there I am making endless circles in the parking lot looking for a parking spot .I got stuck in a line going out of the park.So thinks I no problem I'll just turn around and go back in.
NOT..... The cop at the gate closes it in front of me.
"The lot is full'"says she. "I know"says I "but my little girl is getting married and I got all the food for the reception ! " "Not my problem" says she." OK where is the nearest place to park?" "About a mile down the road"
At that point I realized that there was no civil in that civil servant.
So rather then getting arrested I leave the gate and go about 100 yards down the road to a large hotel and flip the desk clerk 20 bucks to leave my car there long enough to deliver the food and pick up the SWMBO and go home.
And some people wounder why I'm so grumpy.
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And then the fun started.
Now I'm not one to go to the beach.
Let alone on a holiday week end.
I'v seen this girl naked.
But that was when had to change her dippers .
So I sucked it up
Now anybody that knows me will tell you that I don't care what day it is cause when I drove tractor-trailers coast to coast I had to account for every hour of the day and night for 8 years and when I quit that job I threw away my watch.
Well they wanted to tie the knot on the beach. And I got elected to cook the 20lbs of fresh pork roast for the reception So after dropping off the better half there I am making endless circles in the parking lot looking for a parking spot .I got stuck in a line going out of the park.So thinks I no problem I'll just turn around and go back in.
NOT..... The cop at the gate closes it in front of me.
"The lot is full'"says she. "I know"says I "but my little girl is getting married and I got all the food for the reception ! " "Not my problem" says she." OK where is the nearest place to park?" "About a mile down the road"
At that point I realized that there was no civil in that civil servant.
So rather then getting arrested I leave the gate and go about 100 yards down the road to a large hotel and flip the desk clerk 20 bucks to leave my car there long enough to deliver the food and pick up the SWMBO and go home.
And some people wounder why I'm so grumpy.
************JADIP*****************************G*******************************