Today's Jokes - 2024

[Eyerelief]

 

[verbotenwhisky]

Unfortunately been there, I've seen that!
I had an employee, (high school graduate,) That refused to learn to use the metric system because it was too hard to add in mm! He couldn't add fractions either. I don't think I ever had an employee that could use trig. How do you layout a square corner in construction, say on a roof? 3,4,5! How hard is it? Now we know where pols went to school.

I have seen designers that could not calculate the volume of a large square tank...... (We ain't no engineers...) Nope your not designers either.

 

[davek181]

 

[tim81]

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I did not get it what is a peck

 

[Gnpenning]

A pickled peck of peppers

 

[WobblyHand]

A pickled peck of peppers

A more complete definition at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peck
Unit of dry measure, roughly 8.8 L, or 2 dry gallons (US). Apples are commonly sold in pecks.

 

[Gaffer]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]