The Wife Is Annoyed With Me Again

[Buffalo21]

I was in the yard, yesterday afternoon, I had a pad, a calculator and a tape measure, doing some drawings and some calculations. She asked me what I was doing, I told her, I was working on calculating square footage, water volume and the required amount of alligators ( dragons are just too expensive, especially this time of year), necessary for the moat I was planning in the yard, surrounding the house, along with proper placement, for the to be required drawbridge assembly. I told her that once that was done, the placement of the main tower building (you have to have an elevated place to pour the boiling oil from). She looked at me, made some questionable remarks about, my education, my parents marital status at my birth and called me a few other choice names, then went back into the house. When I went into the house later, the air was a bit frosty and it had absolutely nothing to do with the air conditioning thermostat setting, really was not any warmer this morning, before I left for work. Alas, marriage is what it is.

On a better note the roofers will be here Monday.

 

[benmychree]

I thought that you were perhaps measuring up for the new shop building ----

 

[kb58]

Well you could have used, "It's technical, you wouldn't understand", and had the same air conditioning problem...

Probably should have finished your diatribe with what you were actually doing...

 

[benmychree]

Well you could have used, "It's technical, you wouldn't understand", and had the same air conditioning problem...

Probably should have finished your diatribe with what you were actually doing...

What fun would that have been?

 

[AGCB97]

I thought that you were perhaps measuring up for the new shop building ----

That was my 1st thought not more than a few words into reading your post

 

[Winegrower]

A shop building with a moat makes plenty sense to me. I give it a thumbs up.

 

[Papa Charlie]

A shop building with a moat makes plenty sense to me. I give it a thumbs up.

A shop building with a moat especially after he pleased his wife so much. I know I would need a safe place for a few days.

Women don't have any sense of humor.

 

[Manual Mac]

As Rumpole said, “She who must be obeyed”.

 

[matthewsx]

A nice dinner and a shoulder rub should fix that up....

Don't take her for granted, you asked her to be part of your life for a reason.

John

 

[kb58]

While I realize that this thread is for humor, be wary of hanging around any group of people who complain about the same things. It all turns into a narcissistic echo chamber where someone complains, and everyone else piles on with "exactly!" It's why I don't hang around divorced people, as they always end up complaining about their ex, someone who, once upon a time, they had feelings for.