With the cost of living crisis the poor are revolting.
Its no surprise given the cost of soap these days.
I purchased a Great Dane, and now the smell around our house is absolutely disgusting.
Every time he barks I crap myself.
Grammar: the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap
There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though, he woke up.
I used to disapprove of organ transplants, but now I’ve had a change of heart.