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Every time I open a new "console" on my Linux computer I get a random "message of the day", or "fortune".
I've downloaded tons of them (the nastier available on the net: I'm ashamed to post some of them :biggrin, and this is what I get this afternoon: it was so funny that I decided to paste it integrally.
In the beginning was the DEMO Project. And the Project was
without form. And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So
they spake unto their Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of ****,
and it stinks."
And the Division Head spake unto his Department Head, saying,
"It is a crock of excrement and none may abide the odor thereof." Now,
the Department Head spake unto his Directorate Head, saying, "It is a
container of excrement, and is very strong, such that none may abide
before it." And it came to pass that the Directorate Head spake unto
the Assistant Technical Director, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer
and none may abide by its strength."
And the assistant Technical Director spake thus unto the
Technical Director, saying, "It containeth that which aids growth and
it is very strong." And, Lo, the Technical Director spake then unto
the Captain, saying, "The powerful new Project will help promote the
growth of the Laboratories."
And the Captain looked down upon the Project, and He saw that
it was Good!
NOTE: the **** refer to a famous word allegedly pronounced - in clear - by General Pierre Cambronne at the Waterloo Battle.
I've downloaded tons of them (the nastier available on the net: I'm ashamed to post some of them :biggrin, and this is what I get this afternoon: it was so funny that I decided to paste it integrally.
In the beginning was the DEMO Project. And the Project was
without form. And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So
they spake unto their Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of ****,
and it stinks."
And the Division Head spake unto his Department Head, saying,
"It is a crock of excrement and none may abide the odor thereof." Now,
the Department Head spake unto his Directorate Head, saying, "It is a
container of excrement, and is very strong, such that none may abide
before it." And it came to pass that the Directorate Head spake unto
the Assistant Technical Director, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer
and none may abide by its strength."
And the assistant Technical Director spake thus unto the
Technical Director, saying, "It containeth that which aids growth and
it is very strong." And, Lo, the Technical Director spake then unto
the Captain, saying, "The powerful new Project will help promote the
growth of the Laboratories."
And the Captain looked down upon the Project, and He saw that
it was Good!
NOTE: the **** refer to a famous word allegedly pronounced - in clear - by General Pierre Cambronne at the Waterloo Battle.
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