I've always wanted a wench

[mattthemuppet2]

and now I can get one for just $99! I thought my wife would be pleased, but she just kicked me in the nuts instead

http://kpr.craigslist.org/tls/4665207515.html

 

[Grumpy Gator]

Never trust a cheap wench.
********Gator*********:rofl:

 

[alloy]

Well be thankful it was only a kick. Women have these sharp objects called knives. They are very handy using them I've found.

Saturday there as a Miller matic 140 on CL that came with two full "bodles"

 

[Bill Gruby]

:roflmao:

"Billy G"

 

[toolholder]

You gotta watch out for those 12 wenches, they're the worst.

 

[tertiaryjim]

2000# sounds like a giggle of wenches.

 

[mattthemuppet2]

sorry Jim, but I would not want a 2000lb wench! Can you imagine? Brings tears to the eyes.

Alloy, actually my wife comes from the same region of Ecuador that Waynetta Bobbit hails from. Which is why the machete is firmly hidden :yikes:

 

[mcostello]

Boy are You lucky if She would have to use a machete!:man: