- Nov 23, 2013
I knew a guy that came home from work and his wife told him to back up to the door and open the trunk because she had some junk to get out of the house. He did, and she proceeded to throw his clothes in the car and slam the house door.A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled, 'I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.'
He turned around and said, 'So, you want me to stay?'