Today's Joke

aliva

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For years the Deutz engine was the preferd power plant for underground mobile equipment , because it was the only engine to meet emissions requirements. All that chaged when Detroit Diesel change their design. Now Detroit is the go to engine. Deutz is a great engine but very expensive to repair as the parts are only avialable from Deutz in Germany.
 

savarin

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Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."
"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end.
"Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom.
Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him.
The recruit points the broom, "Bangety Bang Bang!"
The German falls dead. More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!"
He mows down the enemy by the dozens. Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him.
"Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit.
The German keeps coming. "Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, but to no avail.
He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" It's no use. The German keeps coming.
He stomps the recruit into the ground, passing over him saying "Tankety Tank Tankety Tank Tankety Tank."
 

Janderso

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I took my wife to the doctor, doc says, well I don't know, she's really sick. You should take her to the hospital.
After sitting in the emergency room for several hours the doctor comes out.
What's wrong with my wife doc?
He says, well I'm not sure, I believe it could be one of two things. It's either AIDS or Dementia.
Tell you what, take her for a drive in the country and drop her off, if she finds her way back home, don't have sex!! :)
 
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