A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a civil engineer were lounging on the beach sharing a bottle of wine and discussing God.
The mechanical engineer said, "God is a mechanical engineer, all you have to do is look at the human body, the skeleton is the structure, the muscles are the actuators, the joints and ligaments are pivot points, and the tendons are the connecting rods, definitely a mechanical engineer."
The electrical engineer called BS on that, "God is an electrical engineer", he proclaimed, "It all works because of the synapses firing in the brain, sending electrical impulses through the nervous system to the muscles, and the propreaceptors sending spatial information back to the brain, and it all malfunctions when the electrolytes get messed up, only an electrical engineer could have designed something like this."
The civil engineer took a swig of wine and proclaimed, "You're both wrong, God is a civil engineer". The other two engineers disagreed, but he continued, "Who, but a civil engineer, would put a wastewater discharge site right in the middle of a recreational area." NUFF SAID.