What's Your favirite Phrase ?

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Up front I stole this idea from another forum I'm on.But I thought it might just work here.Rember this is a familey forum so keep it clean and save thouse off color ones for some place else.
A few of mine:
"Finish it tomorow you screwed up enough for today.'
"Measure three times and cut once."
"I'm some dumb not plumb dumb."
Let's hear yours.
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I'd rather have overkill than no kill.
Measure twice cut yourself.
Dont do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
Where did I put that (insert the name of any tool)?
Jake Parker
 
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Ok. My kids used to say "if it can't be fixed in the shop, it can't be fixed"

David
 
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I cut it three times and it's still too short. If you aren't screwing anything up you're not doing anything. Start right, be right.
 
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I cant post any of mine on here :( :whistle:
 
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I use all of these. Likely even more

If you can "huh?" you can hear

slow as cold honey

I dont need to know how to do it, to do it

get it done son

The key to learning is knowing how to teach your self

it's just nuts and bolts

It only goes together one way.

You gotta be smarter then the problem

We're all genius in our own right

You think your 2 quarters slick

If "if" was a 5th we would all be drunk

A reason and an excuse are not the same thing.
 
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"Sometimes you just have to don't care"

"If you loan someone twenty dollars and never see them again, it was money well spent"

"If that doesn't turn you on, you ain't got knobs! "

"Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish he'll eat for life, show a man your secret fishing spot, you've gone too far"
 
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Good Ones Guys, Here's a few more......

U.N.I.C.E.F. is not in the Processing Machine Repair business!

It is what, IT is!

I have done so much, for so long, with so little, I am now qualified to do anything, with nothing !!!

FUBAR (self explanatory)

S@#$, or get off the POT!

This is going to cost you a lot more than it costs me !!!

Oh BTW, i'm learning Espanol- here's phrases i use all the time...
Esto cuesta mucho dinero !- This costs lots of money!!!
Lo que esta roto ? - What is broken?

But my all time Favorite....
I fix things 3 ways
Good,
Fast,
Cheap,...
Pick 2

:jester:
 
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It's like measuring marshmallows with micrometers.

Don't let perfection get in the way of good enough.

Don't have time to do it right but you have time to do it again?

Not my monkeys, not my circus.
 
Re: What's Your favirite Pharse ?

Lots of good ones so far. Here's a few of mine:

1.Approval: That dawg can hunt!
2. Not my problem: I don't have a dog in this race. Or, I ain't got a Nickle in this.
3. No longer a problem: That train done left the station. Or if I want to be a smart a$$, "that train done sailed from the dock".
4. Criticising ones intelligence: Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
5. My personal favorite: Who gives a F...
 
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