What's Your favirite Phrase ?

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LEEQ said:
I cut it three times and it's still too short. If you aren't screwing anything up you're not doing anything. Start right, be right.
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I actually did that once and was getting pretty hot under the collar each time I fitted it DOH!
 
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Those with a clear understanding of the situation are often called pessimists
 
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Not all clowns wear makeup

Ride hard, die fast

ay dios mio
 
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"Stupid is as stupid does" -Forrest Gump
 
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If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his butt when he hopped!:applause:
Busy as a two tailed cat in a room full of rockers
More Hungry than a woodpecker with a headache

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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The ten percent rule. You must be at least ten% smarter than than what your working with.

A gold plated turd is still a turd.

Thats as hard as woodpecker lips.

Two part guarantee,
When you break it I can guarantee you will have two parts.

Thats dumber than a box of rocks.

For someone who is not fast, he's slower than a sloth on barbituates.

Jake Parker
 
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"Ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever"

...and my grandfather's favorite: "There are more horses' asses in this world than there are horses".

GG
 
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A favourite from the electrical trade: Always cut toward the apprentice.
 
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Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious.

Spelling is overrated (says this bad speller looking up at the thread title)
 
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Customer:"Well Ulma Doctor, my machine is broken"

Me:"It sounds serious, let me take a look here.... I found your problems [while i'm holding broken parts]"

Customer" Well, what's that???"

Me: "about a thousand dollars!!!!

:jester:
 
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