2022

[Braeden P]

Ah heck. There's plenty of young smart kids out there. They probably made 90% of the memes in this joke thread, 80% of the tech we're using, and 98% of the whoppers we eat.
Disclaimer: 98% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Made me think of this song (there’s a bit of profanity)

 

[Just for fun]

Good one Braeden!

 

[Gaffer]

And here I see a good customer. Look at all the metal parts this person is buying!

He looks like he fell face-first into his grandfather's tackle box!

 

[mmcmdl]

Diesel at $6 a gallon eh ? My camping trip up to NY last weekend .

 

[alloy]

Thanks everyone for your concern.
First of all, I'm okay. I was a bit shaken up though.
For those of you that aren’t aware, I was robbed at the gas station this morning. After my hands stopped trembling, other people were in shock too and look sad.I managed to call the Police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money is gone though. The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them yes , it was pump #2

 

[Magnett]

Made me think of this song (there’s a bit of profanity)

I don't know. Too much to think about .........

Made me think of this song (there’s a bit of profanity)

 

[Gaffer]

Thanks everyone for your concern.
First of all, I'm okay. I was a bit shaken up though.
For those of you that aren’t aware, I was robbed at the gas station this morning. After my hands stopped trembling, other people were in shock too and look sad.I managed to call the Police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money is gone though. The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them yes , it was pump #2

You had me going at first! Good one.

 

[Gnpenning]

 

[woodchucker]

Diesel at $6 a gallon eh ? My camping trip up to NY last weekend .

That looks like an improvement over your current wheels. I'll bet you didn't breakdown , and their fuel was recyclable into fertilizer.

 

[davek181]

Diesel at $6 a gallon eh ? My camping trip up to NY last weekend .

what is your MPB? (miles per bale) Emission levels are high too, I hear.