2022

[woodchucker]

My grief councilor died recently, thankfully he was so good I didnt give a damn.
Its a tradition in my family that every christmas we always have a jumper, Its my job to talk them down.
This morning I made an Australian waffle, later I made an American talk a load of rubbish.
Do you know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas.
Theres only one thing I dont like about halloween, which is........

ok mister one liner... you got me with the waffle and the grief counselor.

 

[RJSakowski]

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first drink.
Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Miller Genuine. He didn't like it – so I drank it.
Then I got him an Old Style, he didn't like it either, so I drank it.
It was the same with the Coors and the Bud.
By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey,
I could hardly push the stroller back home.

 

[Aukai]

 

[Aukai]

 

[savarin]

I accidentally filled the Escort with diesel the other day, she died.

 

[WobblyHand]

I accidentally filled the Escort with diesel the other day, she died.

Groan... Sav, that was a good one, just awful.

 

[savarin]

I was involved in a really violent mugging the other night that left me quite shaken.
On the plus side I did make a few bucks.

 

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