2022

[savarin]

I work for a fashion house and the boss has said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch, it might be me.

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
I called him a liar, my dogs don't even own bikes...

 

[woodchucker]

But did it work?

Of course it did.. The woman have radar for that. It's built in..
As long as they are in the same store you are screwed.
On the other hand, at your late age, that racy model will probably cause you a heart attack. But oh what a way to go...

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[RJSakowski]

Looking at the sign above her head got me thinking......

Ahhh, who am I kidding I still couldn't afford it.

 

[Braeden P]

I was looking for a new knife and I found this, https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999...g_btm_3?reviewerType=all_reviews&pageNumber=3

 

[alloy]

 

[Aukai]

Yuck....What has been seen cannot be unseen.

 

[IamNotImportant]

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[Jake P]

Indeed, good looking women can be expensive. My trick was to marry one that earned more than I do.

I remember years ago listening to a book review on the radio and the guy talking stated of the books author "and he had the good sense to marry a woman of means"! Guess I'm not a man of good sense

 

[NCjeeper]