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There’s a knock on the door. The man of the house goes to the door and finds a young blond lady standing there.
Man: “Hi, can I help you?”
Blond: “I’m a student at the community college and I’m looking for odd jobs to help pay tuition.”
Man: “Well, I was going to paint my porch. Do you think you can do that? I already have the paint, brushes, rollers, etc.”
Blond: “Oh, yessir. I’ll do it for $25.”
Man: “Wow! Sure! The paint and stuff is in the garage.”
Man tells wife what just occurred and wife says: “Wow! That’s cheap. Did she notice that the porch wraps around the side of the house?”
Man: “I don’t know, but I’ll tip her anyway.”
Twenty minutes later, the blond rings the door bell again and the man goes to the door.
Blond: “I’m finished.”
Man: “Already?! The whole porch?!”
Blond: “Oh, yes, it was easy. I even put on 2 coats. And, by the way, it’s pronounced Por-sha.”
Man: “Hi, can I help you?”
Blond: “I’m a student at the community college and I’m looking for odd jobs to help pay tuition.”
Man: “Well, I was going to paint my porch. Do you think you can do that? I already have the paint, brushes, rollers, etc.”
Blond: “Oh, yessir. I’ll do it for $25.”
Man: “Wow! Sure! The paint and stuff is in the garage.”
Man tells wife what just occurred and wife says: “Wow! That’s cheap. Did she notice that the porch wraps around the side of the house?”
Man: “I don’t know, but I’ll tip her anyway.”
Twenty minutes later, the blond rings the door bell again and the man goes to the door.
Blond: “I’m finished.”
Man: “Already?! The whole porch?!”
Blond: “Oh, yes, it was easy. I even put on 2 coats. And, by the way, it’s pronounced Por-sha.”