For Retirees

Tony Wells

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.... This is a Mental Test for Retirees












This test is to ascertain your mental state now.
If you get just one right you are doing ok,
if you get none right you better go for counseling.
There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one.






How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.









The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.







2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?









Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.



Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..










3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference.
All the animals attend .... Except one.
Which animal does not attend?
















Correct Answer :
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory.













Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.
How do you manage it?

















Correct Answer:?



You jump into the river and swim across.
Haven’t you been lis-ten-ing?
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the retirees they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most retirees do not have the brains of a four-year-old. icon_mrgreen.gif
 
I failed miserably.... it was a terrible experience..... so I went to see my counselor.





He prescribed some medicine to help me forget about it.



That Bud Light is wonderful stuff! :roflmao:
 
My answer to guestion #1 was :Cut the giraffe up.
My answer to #2, get a bigger refrigerator.
My answer to #3, The giraffe, because he's wrapped up in freezer paper.
My answer to # 4, Blow up the river. All the dead alligators will float to the top. Bring a gun with you just in case you missed some!

I guess I got all the answers wrong too..... and, I'm not even retired yet! :rofl:

Marcel
 
Now you know you can't swim in the river because as we all know there is always one (crocodile) that want's to stay home. Oh, BTW, alligators don't live with crocodiles.

Paul
 
Any problem can be solved with the proper use of high explosives.

Dennis
 
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