Impossible!

[astjp2]

Popeye could count his (1) hair !! And,I can breathe through my nose with tongue out. You need to delete that one.

Nah, it just stirs the pot some...:roflmao:

 

[astjp2]

I was visiting my granddaughter last night

when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

"This is the 21st century," she said. "I don't

waste money on newspapers.

Here, use my iPad."


I can tell you this.

That fly never knew what hit him.

 

[jtrain]

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

 

[Buffalo Bob]

Also impossible:
(1) Blowing dust off a part with a facemask on (gets spit on the inside)
(2) Attempting to blow dust off a magazine photo of a dusty object DAMHIKT

As I used to do wood penturning, and used a lot of SuperGlue, when those little plastic bottles of glue get plugged up, they will explode onto your fingers and hands or feet if you force 'em enough. Talk about a mess..................

 

[brasssmanget]

Wow - #5 - I didn't even know that about myself.

 

[Buffalo Bob]

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

It is possible to sneeze and fart at the same time.

 

[Ray C]

It's pretty hard to stick your elbow in your ear -but I knew some wrestlers/grapplers that could do it for you. :lmao:


Ray

 

[astjp2]

It is possible to sneeze and fart at the same time.

I have some tighty whities that will disprove that claim!