Machinist's joke. Caution: it's really stupid

...so this machinist steps up to the bar and asks for a screwdriver...
 
I dont get it.........Why couldnt it be an exciting bar?

Cheers Phil
 
Does this bar also serve a concocted mix of milk-of-magnesia and vodka?



Known as a 'phillips screwdriver'...
 
I walked into a bar, I went ouch, it was a metal bar, it ruined my nuts so I turned a round, faced the door and made a bolt for the hospital.
 
In a bar next to a machine shop...

A grasshopper walks into a bar and gets up on a stool. The bartender comes over and says," Hey, did you know there's a drink named after you?"

The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?":roflmao:
 
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